System of a Down and koalas?

This is actually based on an article to do with them in the April issue of Kerrang! Magazine.

While most of the bands are spending their days off relaxing - and Odadjilan intends to head to the zoo tomorrow to play with a koala ("I heard they're stoner animals and when they eat eucalyptus they're always high". He smiles, "So I wanna get really high and hang out")

This actually sounds like a similar case where Ville Valo talks about his gig in Finland in the December issue of Kerrang! Magazine where he says that the psychotropic properties of the magic mushrooms the reindeer eats is still present even in the animals' urine.

But apart from getting koalas high during the koalas' devouring of the eucalyptus leaves, the eucalyptus is also used by humans as a powerful and natural antiseptic (which can be useful, I mean, come on!). But the leaves are not without their.. er, disadvantages as well such as when it is consumed in larger doses, it acts as an irritant to the kidneys of the human body. But still, I wouldn't go around giving the leaves for people like tourists to chew and tell them, "It's Australia's natural chewing gum." or something like that.

Wow, that's a lot of brain diarrhea for me, especially to do with bands. But it's better than posting nothing over here and comments would be very, very appreciated, thank you.