John Safran & Michael Moore

Both of these men are famous for doing documentaries on issues governing our modern society but which one is the best?

Well actually, I not willing to do an analysis on these two funny men because people say that they are quite alike in what they're doing on the air except that John tackles religion more than anything else and that Michael Moore broadens himself by doing others issues but in different groups that concern everyone, not just the religious front. The only difference is that Safran leaves us viewers with the wise words of "Go to Hell!" at every end of an "episode" and that he is an annoyance (one that you can laugh at) and that Moore has a tendency to become "a thorn at somebody's side" But these are just my opinions.

Stupid White Men and Other Things

I am now reading a book written by the well-known (or infamous, depending on your views) Michael Moore, the guy who brought you Bowling for Columbine and Dude, Where's My Country? People think that he portrays a very wrong and inaccurate view of America and how it is, like The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown and how the stuff that he wrote in that book too can be pointed out as "grossly incorrect and inaccurate". But since then I've posted a little note on being a "heretic" as the little note on my "Who the hell!?" column says, I don't care whether people think that the presented information is wrong or blasphemous. Like the quote says that I made up a few days ago; "Free thinkers are dangerous" which is true, because people don't like where their "ideas" will take them or how it will change the world eventually, regardless whether it's good or bad. That's my two cents for this part. In school I am also going for the "Design the yearbook cover" competition, this means that:

1) The school actually notices how horrendous their cover designs always turn out

2) Don't ever rely on a year 12 councilor (more like a figure-head in my opinion, since they don't know how to run a "government" for two bloody days if their lives depended on it) to make yearbook cover designs

and 3) let us more experienced graphic designers do this job, okay? Unlike you figure-heads, we know what we're doing when it comes to these sorts of jobs at hand.

A bunch of friends and myself went around to photograph some of the groups sitting around for the cover creation for the yearbook and my sister was careful not to let the "popular" (and rather dumb and illiterate people, I must say) in the photographs. Good idea Krysh, that way my final design won't be "tainted" or "wrecked" because of having their stupid faces on the cover, which they don't deserve to have.

Funny Bandnames

This is all of them:

Here is a collection of Funny Band Names you might encounter.
Imagine driving by a nightclub and seeing a sign with the words...
"TONIGHT, LIVE ONSTAGE" (INSERT BANDNAME HERE).
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A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
A Boy Named Gomer
Above Average Weight Band
Abracadaver
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
Adickdid
Adios Pantalones
Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Adventures in Shrubbery
The Advil Monkey
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Agnes Morehead
Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
Alien Sex Fiend
All You Can Eat
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death
The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
Amputatoe
The Anally Devoted Husbands
An Emotional Fish
Angry Salad
Angry Samoans
Anus the Menace
Apocolypse Hoboken
Are These My Pants?
Armed and Hammered
Armpit
Army of Prawns
Arthur Loves Plastic
Ashtray Boy
Attila The Stockbroker
Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice
Ayatollah Mama Please
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Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers
Bad Mutha Goose
Bad Tequila Experience
Baldilocks
Baloney Ponys
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
A Band Named Bob
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Barbie Bones
Barefoot Hockey Goalie
Barf
Barnyard Slut
Barry White Boys
Barstool Prophets
Bassholes
Bearded Itchy Lover
Beats the Hell Out of Me
Beef Masters
Beerbellied Scum From Central Bucks County
The Bendy Monsters
Ben Dover and the Screamers
Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
Bernie the Trailer Park Queen and the Deadbeat Dads
Bertha's Mule
Betty Ford
Betty's Not a Vitamin
Beverley Beer Bellies
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
Big Dead Fish
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Big Fish Ensemble
Big White Undies
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
Bimbo Toolshed
Bionic Roomate
Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas
Bjorn Again
Bleeding Rectum
Bloated Scrotum
Bloated Tick
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
Bloody Stools
Blueballs Deluxe
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Body Falling Down Stairs
Boiled Angel
Bondage A Go Go
Bongzilla
Bordering On Retarded
Boris the Sprinkler
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
BowWowWowHaus
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Brad Pitt Live and Nude
Brutal Juice
Brutal Noodle
Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Bullwinkel Gandhi
Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Bulimia Banquet
The Bumpin' Uglies
Burger Pimp
Bus Station Loonies
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Butt Trumpett
Butthole Surfers
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Caltransvestites
Candy Striper Death Orgy
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries
Captain Drinking Binge
Cardiac Zach and the Defibulators
Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
Chain Smokin' Alter Boys
Cherry Coke Enema
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Chia Pet
The Chicken Charmers
Chickens On Smack
Children of the Vending Machine
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
Cobaine's Brains
Colon On The Cob
Colostomy Grab-Bag
Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
The Couch Slugs
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
Crazy Taco Cafeteria
Crispy Ambulance
Crocheted Doughnut Ring
Crosseyed Chicken
Cultivated Bimbo
The Cunning Runts
Curious George and the Homophobes
Cycle Sluts From Hell
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Dairy Queen Empire
Damn the Bad Luck
Dancing Cigarettes
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
Dead Fish Prophecy
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen)
Deepthroat Shotgun
Dick Cheese and the Crackers
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Dick Duck and the Dorks
The Dick Nixons
Dicky Retardo
Did Lee Squat?
Dirt Clod Fight
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Dog Food Five
Dogs With Jobs
Don Knotts Overdrive
Doris Daze
Downy Mildew
Dracula Milk Toast
Drag King
Dragmules
Draw Your Own Cow
Dreaded Apparatus
Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drive By Crucifixion
Drive-In Funeral
Drunks With Guns
Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
Dukes of Hazardous Material
Dumpster Juice
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Earthpig and Fire
e. coli
Earthpig and Fire
Ear Wacks
Edith Head
Ed Gein's Car
Ed's Redeeming Qualities
Elastic Sausage
Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars
Elegant Doormats
The Elvis Diet
Endangered Feces
Epileptic Disco
Ethyl Merman
Eve's Plumb
Evil Weiner
Experimental BBQ
Exploding Boy
Exploding Head Trick
Exploding White Mice
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Fabulous Pimps
Fangboy and the Ghouls
The Fartz
The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
Fat Luv
Fearless Iranians From Hell
The Fierce Nipples
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
Flaming Box of Ants
Flaming Lips
Flamin' Schnanuses
Flavor of Uranus
Flopping Bodybags
Flying Dustbunnies
Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The Fred Mertz Experience
Free Beer
Free Beer and Chicken
Free Range Chicken
The French are from Hell
Freud Chicken
Frogs Don't Cry
Fromage d'Amour
Full Throttle Aristotle
Full Metal Chicken
Furious George
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GangGreen
Gangway Fathead
Gaye Bikers on Acid
The Gaza Strippers
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Genitorturers
The Glands of External Secretion
Global Disrobal
God's Girlfriend
Goldfish Don't Bounce
The Go Kill Yourselves
Go Nad Go
Gonoreagan
Gonnorhea Pizzaria
Grim Skunk
Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
Gringo Star
The Grilled Cheeze Fiasco
Guess My Perversion
Guitarantula
Guns N' Wankers
Gut Full of Cheese
Guyana Koolaid
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Habitual Sex Offenders
The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Haircuts That Kill
Hakan Sleeps Naked
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halibutt Sharon
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
The Happiest Guys In the World
Hard-drinkin' Housewives
Harry Palms and the Gym Towels
Headlice
Head Like a Hole?
Heavy Pink Insulator
Heavy Vegetable
Helen Keller Plaid
The Helicopter Barfs
Hellacopter Meat
Hello I'm A Truck
Henry Kissinger's Tits
Here, Eat This!
Her Majesty the Baby
Herpes Cineplex
He's Dead Jim
Heterophobia
Heywood Trout Festival
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler Stole My Potato
Hitler's Missing Testicle
Hockey Teeth
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Holy Mary, Mother of Bert
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
Hot Rod Shopping Cart
House of Large Sizes
The Hurling Tandooris
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I Buried Paul
Ice Cream Headache
If Cows Had Wings
If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them
I Love My Shih-Tzu
Immaculate Infection
Impotent Seasnakes
Individual Fruit Pie
The Inflatable Boy Clams
Inflatable Dates
Inflatable Party Sheep
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
The Introspective Playboy
Invisible Flintstones
Iowa Beef Experience
Iron Liver
Iron Prostate
Italians Obsessed with Cheese
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Jabbering Trout
Jason's Cat Died
Jason's Gay Haircut
Jazz Iguanas
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Jerry's Kids
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jiggle the Handle
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
Joan of Arkansas
Jodie Foster's Army
Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits
John Cougar Concentration Camp
John Denver's Co-Pilot
John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
Jolly Naked Fishermen
Jonestown Punch
Juggling Death Squad
Just Plain Cheese
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Kamakazi Sex Pilots
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kenfunky Fried
Kerrigan's Knees
The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines
The Killer Hayseeds
Killer Kiwis
Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys
Kinky Slinky
The Kitshickers
Kung Foo Dykes
Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
K.Y. and the Backsliders
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Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
Lawnsmell
Leonard Skinhead
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lee Press-On and the Nails
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lick, the Dog
Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch
Lord Panic and the Exploders
Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple
Lost Underpants of Doom
Lubricated Goat
The Luminous Toilet Bowls
Lung Mustard
The Lust Penguins
Luxury Christ
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Maggot Sandwich
Man...or Astro-Man?
Manson-Nixon Line
Mao Tse Helen
Mary Carves the Chicken
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Mayhem Lettuce
Meat Puppets
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Mega Smegma
Melissa's House of Crabs
Men Among Poodles
Mermaids In the Basement
Microwavable Tree Frogs
Mill Valley Taters
Minnie Pearl Necklace
Minnie Pearl's Jam
The Minstrel Cramps
Mr. Holland's Anus
Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers
Mr. T Experience
Moist Fist
The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
More Drunk Cowboys
The Most Sordid Pies
Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn]
Mouse and the Traps
The Muscular Lesbians
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
My Friend the Chocolate Cake
My Three Scum
My White Bread Mom
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Naked Potato
Naked David Hasselhoff
Natural Fonzie
Naugahyde Chihuahuas
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
New Squids on the Dock
Nip Drivers
Nocturnal Emissions
Nomad Nipples
Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Not Now I'm Naked
Not With My Camel
Nurse With Wound
Nuts Can Surf
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Oedipussy
Old Bathtub Hag
Old Lady Driver
Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick
Operation Cliff Claven
Orange Juice After Toothpaste
Organic Condom Mazda Drugs
Outer Body Llama
Out of Godzilla's Butt
Out Vile Jelly
Ovarian Trolley
Ozzy Beard Spaghetti
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Pabst Smear
Painful Rectal Itch
Paisley Brain Cells
Paul Minor's Great Big Ego
Paul Will Eat Himself
Peace Love and Pitbulls
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Pepto Dismal
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Phenobarbidols
Philemon Arthur and the Dung
Phlegm Fatale
Phone Bill from Hell
Picadilly Circus People
Pieces of Lisa
Pimps of Venus
Pink Slip Daddy
Pissed Off Postmen
Planet of Pants
Plastic Nude Martini
Playdough Fish
Poop Shovel
Popemobile
Pontius CoPilot
Pork Queen
Porn on the Cob
Porn Flakes
Pornhuskers
Post Nasal Drip
Poultry in Motion
Pregnant Men
Pretentious Flamedogs
Printed At Bismarck's Death
Professor Morrison's Lollipop
Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Public Enema
Pure Bastard Extract
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Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
Queer Wookie
Question Mark & the Mysterians
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Rainbow Butt Monkeys
The Rampant Hedgehogs
Rats of Unusual Size
Rebel Without Applause
Red Neck Girlfriend
Reluctant Stereotypes
REO Speed Dealer
Rhythm Method
Rodney King and the Nightsticks
Rolling Donut
Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
Royal Flush and the Jacks of All Trades
Rubber Nipple Salesmen
Rugburns
Rumplforskin
The Runz
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Sandy Duncan's Eye
Satan’s Cheerleaders
Saturated Fat
Saturday's Garbage
Saturn Flea Collar
Science Diet
Screaming Brocolli
The Screaming Hormones
Screaming Moist Accountants
Sensitive New Age Cowpersons
Severe Tire Damage
Sex Clark Five
Sharon Stoned
She Stole My Beer
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Shoot the Mime
Shorty and the Disappointments
The Shower Scene from Psycho
Sinus Envy
Sissy Boy Slap Party
Sister Run Naked
Skadelic Smegma
Skanorrhea and the Burning Sensations
Skunk Death
Sluts for Hire
Sly and the Family Jewels
Smegma & the Nuns
Smelly Tongues
Smorgasborgnine
Snotty Scotty and the Hankies
Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
Soothing Sounds For Baby
Sorry About Your Daughter
Space Hog
Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
Spastic Colon
The Spastic Rats
Stark Naked and the Car Thieves
Stiff Richards
Stinky Fire Engine
String Cheese Incident
St. Mucous
Stop Calling Me Frank
Straight Jacket Lucy
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
Stukas Over Bedrock
Stupid White People
Super Sonic Soul Pimps
The Surf Maggots
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Swearing at Motorists
Sweaty Nipples
Swingin' Udders
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Tastes Like Chicken
Technosquid Eats Parliament
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Ted Ed Fred
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
They Were Expendable
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
This Is Serious, Mum
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
To Live and Shave in LA
Toiling Midgets
Tonto's Expanding Headband
Too Fat to Skate
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Trailer Park Casanovas
Traveling Dingleberries
Trotsky Icepick
Trout Fishing In America
Tupperware Death
Turkey Makes Me Sleepy
Two For Flinching
Two Minute Sinatra
2000 Flushes
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UFOFU
Ugly Head
Ultimate Spinach
Unidentified Rocking Objects
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Underpants Machine
The Urinals
Urine Specimen
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Van Gogh's Ear
The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
Vegetarian Meat
Venus and the Razor Blades
Vic Morrow's Head
Vermin from Venus
The Veronica Cartwrights
Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
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Waffles Against AIDS
Was I Naked
The Well Hungarians
Well Strung
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
Where's The Pope?
White People Lie
White Trash Debutantes
Whorehouse of Representatives
Who The Hell Are You?
Willie Nelson Mandela
Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
Wrecked ‘Em
The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
Wynona Ryders
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The Yams from Outer Space
The Yeasty Girls
Your Damn Neighbors
Your Naked Mother
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Zombies Under Stress
Zorro and the Blue Footballs
Zsa Zsa
Zulu Leprechauns

Today, today

Barely anyone I know was in school today, just like the incident on Monday with the school and it's electricity problems. I've seen Star Wars yesterday, like everyone says, it's a good wrap-up of the whole three episodes even though the movie was under fire because of it being some sort of political campaign in disguise, how weird, but you can only get that sort of controversy in America. It's like the Donnie Darko movie they were supposed to release on screen in 2000 (If I'm wrong, please correct me on this)which they cancelled because of the first few scenes resembling the 9/11 incident: The scene where Donnie escapes from a falling jet engine falling on his home thanks to Frank,the demonic bunny. But I only got the movie info from not watching the movie and instead reading a movie summary, ah well. I should go and rent the movie someday, the movie sounds awesome despite hearing someone say that it was crap, but I don't have to listen to what the critics say because we don't have a clue to what the hell they want when it comes to things like movies.

Recovery

I'm feeling a lot better than I did the day before. The sneezing has stopped completely but the runny nose is still going on like a leaking tap. I'll post more stuff tomorrow.

Poor Me...

I ended up catching the dreadful cold yesterday which was getting a bit worse this morning in school as I went on my merry little way through the school day feebly trying to fight it off. Mr Hunter from the Small Business and BIT class suggested to go home because of my seemly worsening condition in the classroom. Despite being sick, I refused to go because of being in fear of not keeping my good standing. I hope I get well soon for the coming viewing of the Star Wars movie on this Sunday.

Here's something for Jonas:


Alphonse Elric


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Ah, poor, poor miserable sod

The IM teacher has once again proved how wrong he was at telling me that I might not have been paying much attention during his tutorials. (which are rather bad and dodgy as all hell)But this proves that he is wrong because all of his previous students have said the same thing about his confusing way of teaching students how to make web-pages and such. Which more proof than the seemly fat teacher can handle. Too bad Mr Burgoyne isn't in the class instead of the other teacher, he's much more nicer, cooler and he knows what he's doing compared to everyone else!

Rain, rain

Let's see... Today was a rainy day (and still rainy by the sounds of it)at work experience. I made a poster in photoshop that borders on the "weird" side of things and I received the four DVD's of the Hellsing series to watch courtesy of Mike. As I got off Kelmscott station I ended up standing in the rain which is good, because I happen to like rainy days like this, at least I'm not burning hot and sweating under the merciless sun.

Here's a little something:


England


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Driving

During the start of my actual driving there was two young aboriginal kids asking me the question, "Are you learning how to drive?" Well, the answer to this question is fairly obvious. Being the little idiots that they are, they kept trying to distract both myself and the driving instructor, which was of course as I'll say, quite idiotic of them to gain my attention since I was occupied with more pressing matters at the time. The driving lesson for me was a little complicated, especially with turning and the clutch and gear changing which is still a puzzle because the cars the instructors use are manual by default. I drove around the block most of the time but this will get more complicated as I go along.

Hungry?

Here's a little something to be entertained with for a while, enjoy


Chicken Soup! Cool!


The Soup Quiz
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You're CHILLI-Flavored!


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Technical Difficulties

At school today we ended up having a problem with the main electricity in the school. The storm that happened last night knocked some powerpoles and trees down which also contributed to electricity problem and the students who are residing in Roleystone couldn't get to school because of the said problems. All of the sessions appeared to be a great waste of time to even attend because most of my subjects, three out of five of them rely on computers which weren't running because we still had the electricity problem to begin with. The teachers let all the students out very early because of this, the power only just came on when I was having my lunch of minestrone soup and toasted bread. I wonder what took the people so long?

Cake Bashers!

Yesterday I also forgot to post here that I happened to make carrot cake on a Saturday afternoon. The batter was easy but the icing was the hard thing to finish, despite having three simple ingredients which were: Philadelphia cream cheese, a tablespoon of lemon juice and a cup of icing sugar. The most hardest thing to do after this is to mix them together with a wooden spoon which is quite a chore because the cream cheese was hard and blocky shaped. I managed to get it roughly resembling mashed potato but in the end, it took three people to mix the bloody thing correctly on an angle! I promptly labeled it the icing mixture from Hell. Maybe we should've heated up the cheese a little bit so that it melts and be easier to work with.

P.S: If anyone who's reading this thinks of making the icing as posted above, make sure you have something that we didn't at that time, an electric mixer!

Yes, what ever they say...

Well the second previous post to do with speaking different languages has now changed to the topic that surrounds us in the modern world: Violence. People know by now that violence is present everywhere no matter where we go, in the movies, books (but it's more of a word thing, to be sure)and the news. But we should be thankful that it's not like other countries and this doesn't get out of hand that easily. "Knowledge is power" and "Absolute power corrupts absolutely" I think the guy who wrote this saying should be very proud of himself and give himself a pat on the back because in an advanced technological society like this one, we can't prevent the simplest of problems because of how complicated they have become in the first place.

Tetapi...

Hari ini saya ambek comment dari orang yang flame di dalam blog saya sebab saya bertulis topik untuk internet dan dia punya "bahasa". Saya tak boleh dengar comment dia sebab saya tak nak dengar dan ikut. comment ini bercakap saya tak boleh minta inspirasi dari anime, tetapi saya suka! Dia punya comment bodoh pun. Saya rasa macam kawan saya Caylx dan Asshat sebab dia punya blog ada banyak topic macam "complain" saja. Selamat tinggal - Loki

And then...

Not much happened today except for the rainy day. I've already finished my small business homework (thank god!) which is due on Monday because of the teacher's absence for two days straight (I think it was, anyway). In art class my sis mutilated two stuffed toys (one is a lion and the other a blue and white bunny) for her junk sculpture and she also partially melted a doll that reminds me of the robot from the cover of Ghost in the shell: Innocence for some strange reason (maybe it's the face and the silver paint on the doll) too bad it wasn't a barbie doll though, that would've been hilarious!

Perusal

Well, after perusing and looking at my friend's blogs after being bored witless, I encountered this little snippet from Dwayne's blog today on the tagboard:

1337ness: its w00t not whoot get it right

Firstly, speaking "leet" as it is called was quite fashionable in the days when the term network was being conceived and this to me is a feeble attempt to set oneself apart from other net users. But sadly my friend, every other "net geek" has done it before you were even born. Today it is not spoken anymore because of this nifty little document floating in different places on the internet called netiquette and because as I said, speaking leet makes you look like a complete idiot. Before you go, you might as well want to check these out too:

Make yourself look good online
Remember the human

Have fun!

Wednesday, how eventful

Today at my workplace it was more lively! I'm so happy, but I didn't go to bowling again because of Senior English homework which had to do with the much hated speech that the class will be presenting any time soon on one of the two movies we watched in the english class with our new teacher for this term (who is the teacher for the rest of the year also, unfortunately) which I didn't get the name of because he was speaking way too softly for the class to hear. Mike from Lamb is going to let me borrow his Hellsing box set (like he did with his EVA set on the holidays, which is quite nice of him) for me to watch, that way I'll know the whole story and see Alucard kick butt at the same time. And I've decided not to change my layout. Maybe I'll change it next year and on next tuesday (the Tuesday coming) I'll be going to a driver's practice, yay!

Eh...

I finally saw a creative writing competition that's going to be held in Armadale. I would like to enter it just for starters. I feel like I want to change my blog layout into something else too. A bunch friends visited our school today and got kicked out very promptly, ha ha, suck nuts. I'm glad that I don't have to put up with the IM teacher and Luke tomorrow with his as usual stupid antics. Adam came over to our house and still hasn't left (although I wished he had) because I'm getting sick of him being in our house just to screw around with my sister which is quite indecent, by my standards.

Testing, testing. One, two, three...

The government test that both me and my sister took was daunting! We were probably both screwed because if the Math section, but the rest I think I did okay. We went all the way to West Leederville just to look for the band that wanted my sister to do an audition for them to replace another vocalist for their Ampfest thingy. But all that walking to one train station to another ended up to be a waste of time anyway. But at least I got another day off school, but I've got school tomorrow anyway... Damn it, how inconvenient!

Metallica & Phantom of the Opera

Watched the two movies today because of boredom and well, more boredom to be precise. The documentary on Metallica was interesting and a little strange and the Phantom of the Opera movie was great! I think the critics were quite wrong to give this movie such a bad verdict in the first place, but then again, who knows what they really expect from a movie or what they want in a movie nowadays. I'm supposed to do my story's first chapter but I'm just posting a rant here to hopefully gain inspiration for later. If I am successful in completing the first chapter than I'll keep on going... And enter the story into a competition if I'm lucky, I know that either Mike or Matt are supposed to keep track for events of a similar nature in Armadale but I think their just being lazy. I've got one of those government tests to attend to tomorrow so I don't think I'll be going to my five classes, the test is giving me the heebie-jeebies since it's held in Perth somewhere tomorrow. I hope I don't muck up and fail it...

What I intend to use as a header. The picture here is modified by me and my Secret Weapon.

Damn it...

I sent my resume in to KFC to see if I can get a position in the Casual category but a few hours later the manager said that she already has four new people starting work next week. So much for communication. I've also got my Hellsing layout planned (no, not this one which isn't mine)and sliced up, but the background is proving to be a total pain to get right and I don't know what to do on the subject of Blogger and using their tags to turn my own layout into a working one. There are not enough or very few tutorials on the subject of making your own layouts for things like blogs around the net and most of the designers don't give any help on how to make one despite the fact that they have the experience to make one. Ok, I'll stop shooting now.

Dan Brown anyone?

Now that there's a new pope in the Vatican, I wonder if the people from the Roman or Catholic church give a hoot or not about the two books that was written by Dan Brown to do with uncovering the real truth and what really happens in their church? I find his book, Angels and Demons quite interesting actually. Mr Crooks walked in during my D.S class supervised by the sports teacher from hell, Mrs Fenner and looked at the novel (which I got from the English department) and was scared witless! Ha ha ha!
But these days, books are not the only things that contains religious references, particularly to that of Christianity such as Constantine, The Matrix (according to some people, including myself), Neon Genesis Evangelion and Hellsing (which more references that you can poke a stick at). That reminds me... A new series called Revelations is coming on channel seven anytime soon, sounds interesting as well, I just hope that it's not a toned-down rip-off of Hellblazer.

I'm a tryin'!

I've begun the mission for myself to create my own blog layout today that's suitable for use in Blogger (if I'm successful, that is). The "header" bit was already done a few years ago, which leaves me to the task of coding the beastly thing because the coding is difficult to do for beginners like myself who are not well versed in the coding of website layouts to blog layouts. For today I've also added two affiliates for my Links of Interest section. The sites are:

http://weretakingthemickey.blogspot.com/

and

http://calyxpropheciesinc.blogspot.com/

The blogs listed here belong to a friend of mine who knows Dwayne who goes to the same school as me. If the owner of these blogs is reading this post right now, congratulations! You are now declared a buddy of mine, cheers.

Moddie Time!

I've changed my(well, not actually mine)Reaper layout for something of the same color, but different.I've also removed the random comments generator and the translator. Just look around and thou shalt notice!

Interesting...

Today was somewhat eventful than the last day, I must admit. During BIT class, both Alex and myself talked about the new Star Wars movie at length and also the song parodies done by the funny Weird Al Yankovic to do with Star Wars and it's characters. For the relevancy of topic, he also brought in a LightSpoon--an amusing cross between a lightsaber and a plastic spoon which illuminates in blue if you press a red button located on the front of the handle. He found the curio inside a cereal box (of which sort he didn't say, unfortunately). Later in IM class I discussed the topic of folklore and mythos at length with Daniel moving from one topic to the other starting from the son of the Mask of which we discussed about Loki, the Norse god of trickery, fire, magic and evil and to various topics of folklore such as vampires, werewolves, griffins, gargoyles, phoenixes and sphinxes. But in between that we both did a discussion-turned-argument-turned-debate on the themes of The Matrix trilogy and Constantine on whether or not that both movies had something to do with Christianity and Jesus. We were all lucky today in IM class because we had a relief instead of the usual teacher and I almost forgot that we also during that time discussed about Greek and Roman myth as well as movies and anime such as Dracula 2000, Hellsing (you know, the one with Alucard in it) and Van Helsing (the movie).

'till then,

Loki

Tired

Very,very tired I am, but that still doesn't stop me from posting anything here! My friend is planning to sell his anime DVD collection, for what price I don't know. Both him and me are excited about going to the Star Wars movie anytime soon. It's not fair because people who go there in America dress up and get together during the premire, Waaah! Anyway I've haven't got much to say for today like last week but I'll come with something, don't you worry.


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Oh Geez!

Today was such a bad day for me, especially when someone I've don't like happens to be there (namely Luke) because he's just being a total idiot. Guess my one and only bastion from this madness seems to be the school library. To boot as well into this post, my sister as always was in one of her late-nighter induced moods which comes from staying up too late. I've realised that I've become quite a chronic ranter in all this--a terminal blogger if you will. I've also edited the first chappie for my story myself (by conventional methods, like what english teachers do) because the guy who does the job for me usually (I know, how lazy am I?) can't do it because he has a lot of things to slog through by the sound of it. Gotta get the editing done and over with before it drives me insane and I'm recently finding difficulty in what to read for leisure and getting into a conflict to read H.P Lovecraft's works or maybe something by Douglas Adams (because of the recent Hitchhiker's movie--see "Wooooop!" post) just to break out of reading the gothic genre once in a while. Till then,

Loki

A little something to chew on

From the very beginning, I've known that blogging started from before I was even born and also has spawned it's very own culture and it's blogs that make up all this have it's many different types and forms. I knew that too many blogs might as well clog up what's left of cyberspace and the space inside of it, but I've never ever thought there could be people who hate such wonderful devices that allow us to communicate our opinions to the world on a much better and higher level. But the guy who wrote this blog hating article in my opinion should shoot himself and this other guy here should read his article and re-read it until he finally removes his obvious contradictions and mistakes and write apology letters to all the people who have read his article and commented on with their own opinions on the subject and say that he is sorry for his mistakes. This article here courtesy of Wikipedia is very informative on the subject of the weblog AKA blog.

Another change for the better?

I've installed Mandrake (again, I know) but this time I've included just about everything on the computer's harddrive just in case. Dwayne finally posted a comment (yes, just one. How pathetic is that?) I might as well do some commenting in return. It's true that compared to his template (which is a blogger default *cough, cough*) my one just rules! Even he said that himself! The session 6 today was a little boring and guess what? It used the same tactics as the other people, good god...

Huh?

I woke up thinking it was Saturday instead of Sunday, how weird! I'm thinking of re-editing my first chapter for NS because it's far too long and lacks a little something to boot, so I'm looking in Arcane for some resource links and help at the moment. Some people have already reached a bit for their stories and novels (I know you all think that I'm slow, don't you. Waaaah!) But there's a saying to do with slowness and that's "Slow and steady wins the race" Hah! Try to beat that one, why don't you? I looked at Dwayne's blog again last night and he went to a ball while I went to watch the Hitchhiker movie, LOL. We have a few people come into our house as guests today, but nothing much is happening. I'm supposed to go my Bowling training too, but I can't be bothered for some reason. Until then,

Post to you later--Loki.